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      Private Messages   11/10/2017

      I have finally restored most of the private messages in a separate database.   Click Here and log in.  You should be able to find your messages.  That is all I have there for now.  Most images and files should be available..now.   You must open this message to use the link.
    • Rebecah

      We are still here! :)   11/13/2017

      It looks like all our hard work paid off, as we were not shut down yesterday.  Thank so much for all your help!
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Random thoughts:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body.
 
I didn't make it to the gym today.  That makes five years in a row.
 
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
 
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
 
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment.
Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
 
The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
 
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
 
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
 
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
 
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
 

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I have to put everything in my calendar to pop up with a reminder to do such and such. Of course that doesn't help when I don't put it in my calendar....

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